It`s the PERFECT desktop tool to let people know what you really think! Imagine someone coming into your office with a brilliant legal strategy, or has a revolutionary new way of writing memoirs quickly, or thinks Duke isn`t. One push of that button, and you can convey what you really think while maintaining plausible (completely unrealistic) deniability! 5ive Star Gear dummy hand grenades are designed as an excellent training aid, clipboard or collectible. They are made in the United States from high-quality hollow cast iron, which comes with metal heads. These are inert copies of real molds that are only sold as novelty. Made of steel, precisely cut and powder coated, this bookend is strong enough to bear the crushing weight of your legal treaties while preventing the metaphorical self below them from being crushed! Hopefully, looking at the picture crushed by the books doesn`t make you want to drink more scotch from your Federal Reporter bottle! This „explosive” gift is an excellent clipboard for the table. Perfect gift for any lawyer/lawyer. And this will be noticed. Extremely realistic. A customer called to say she was stopped by flight security when she stored her grenade gift in her carry-on luggage. In fact, it is a harmless mannequin mounted on a wooden pedestal.
A really useful gag gift. The total height is 51/2″. The pomegranate itself is 41/2.” The base is 6″ X 41/2″. These paperweight grenades are the perfect complement to your military shadow box. This humorous little office gem is a good clipboard, but it`s really handy when customers bother your recipient about why it takes so long to sort out their cases. Definitely a perfect grenade replica. As a reenactor, this will come in handy. These shells cannot be shipped outside the United States or California.
Having confidence in the legal system can be difficult, but this gift with Lady Justice and legal scales could inspire your favorite lawyer to keep the faith. This 8 x 10 inch engraved plate is made of red alder wood. We ate Scotch, we spent a good 20 minutes poking our pen holder. We imitated the character our Black`s Law Dictionary is supposed to crush and even invented the legal demands it makes when books fall. Then we realize that there MUST be other employees in the office. Or at least in the dive bar nearby. They are very similar to those issued by the military for training purposes. I can`t say if they are exactly Milspec compliant, but they are certainly suitable for senior ROTC training needs. For interested S-3 or S-4 stores, I didn`t try to include a training simulator because ASP support doesn`t have them. They resemble a standard training organization and have the clout to conduct a proper course on the subject. I also feel like it would look amazing on my desk if it had gone up! Do not hesitate to contact me for my experience with them.
UNM Army ROTC. These grenades look like the original. Due to their cast iron construction, they may appear to have been picked up from the battlefield with some oxidation or rust. Just a few seconds of steel wool can`t handle. We ship several hundred a month! Artisans transform the pages of legal books into impressive sculptures by folding, pasting and shaping materials into unique sculptures. For lawyers with a strong opinion about the environment, this reused, made-to-order gift is perfect. This „explosive” gift is a great paperweight for the office that can`t be ignored. It is a harmless mannequin mounted on a wooden pedestal and is considered the ultimate gag gift. There`s no more perfect game for a group of young lawyers who, having completely abandoned the concept of living debt-free and owning a home, want to see exactly how rotten they can get without ending up in an episode of COPS.
Gather your friends/colleagues/pity mates, grab a few drinks, and get ready to understand exactly how true the game`s motto – „A board game for terrible people” – is. Syria, unlike the newborn brothers in its region, is currently in the midst of a very difficult birth. How can we stand idly by, watch the bleeding and hear the screams of this prolonged birth and not feel bad when the newborn is strangled at birth. How much would you blame the man who couldn`t get out in time for the murder of that child? The United States is like those poor jewels. Currently, no other major power is willing to take steps to deliver this baby safely.